Hooked by Game of Thrones season two already? Can't wait for next week to get your next chunk of sex, violence and swords?
Digital Spy has the answer with 10 teasers, clues and hints about what's in store in episode three 'What Is Dead May Never Die'. Spoilers ahead!
1. "Thank the Gods, I haven't had a proper s**t in six days." Possibly the greatest Game of Thrones one liner so far.
2. Renly Baratheon is having troubles in the bedroom rather than the battlefield. "Brides aren't usually virgins two weeks after their wedding day."
3. Someone vows to bring Joffrey's head. They won't be the first and probably won't be the last either.
4. Theon Greyjoy gets the biggest slap of the series to date. But from whom?
5. Tyrion's motto "the Queen mustn't know" is spread among the gossipers and power-holders at King's Landing
6. "Every man who has tasted my ******* tells me what a good ***** I am."
7. Tyrion's lover Shae lands a new job at King's Landing as an important person's hand maiden.
8. We are given our first glimpse of Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth. She can definitely handle herself with a sword.
9. Yoren can kick quite a lot of ass, even with swords and arrows stuck in him.
10. If you don't have a stomach for violent death scenes, firstly, why are you watching Game of Thrones, and secondly, you'll probably want to turn off for the last three minutes. There's two of the bloodiest deaths in the show's (very bloody) history.
