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dinsdag 20 december 2011

'Big Brother's' Chima on 'Real Housewives': Phaedra Ends It With Sheree

'Big Brother's' Chima on 'Real Housewives': Phaedra Ends It With Sheree

Sheree has a checkered past with attorneys and Phaedra got a little taste of this when she had to chase down one of her checks.

To further exacerbate the attorney/ungrateful-client relationship, Sheree had been bad-mouthing Phaedra’s legal abilities and Phaedra was not having that. Delayed money and soiling her reputation?!

Phaedra swiftly ended their business relationship so they can remain friends, even returning the check before it had a chance to bounce.

Kim and company busied themselves moving into her new 17,000-square-foot home. In saying goodbye to her former townhome, fuzzy vignettes of synthetic wigs featured Kim’s brief lesbian relationship, the wine guzzling sisterhood she had with Moose -- formerly known as NeNe, and snippets of her voice pre auto-tune.

She’s a pop star now and her palatial abode must reflect that so she hired “Designer to the Stars,” Kendra to create digs befitting a tour on MTV Cribs. The outcome was better suited for a reboot of “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.” 

Ed Hardy would have rolled over in his grave. Yes, he’s still alive, but those garish designs are dead. Kim obviously didn’t get the do-not-resuscitate decree.

The Bailey Agency debuted to a full house despite Cynthia’s belated invites and lack of RSVPs. And this party provided the perfect backdrop for the little catfight Kandi and Marlo began at Cynthia’s earlier art gallery soiree.

Seems Kandi was still bothered by Marlo claiming God is her sugar daddy in an interview Marlo did for Kandi’s web-based talk show.

Kandi has worked for her money, having written and produced for many successful recording artists (she’s now delving into country music) and wants Marlo to admit to being a kept woman, acquiring her riches while lying on her back.

Or so she heard.

In the lack-of-self-awareness moment of the night, Kim chimes in with, “I’ve heard Marlo sleeps with wealthy men and they give her money or buy her nice things. Who does that?”

You, Kim. You did that for three whole seasons. Big Poppa ring a bell?

It evidently did ring a bell for Kim, and she took it as a cue to leave when the constant mention of Big Poppa reverberated around the room and forced her out, dragging Kroy with her.

Nevertheless, this was Cynthia’s night and no tiffs or bad blood between the ladies was going to ruin it. Everyone was there to support her, to wish her well in her newest endeavor -- her mom, her ever-loyal sister Mal, and Peter. Peter? Peter?

Wait? What happened to Peter?

Cynthia was on the microphone, thanking all for their attendance and encouragement, repeatedly calling her husband Peter to the stand and he was nowhere to be found.

A man she has financially backed in many of his failed investments went missing at the most important point in her agency unveiling.