Courtney Stodden's was made for reality TV: she shot to fame after she married a 51-year-old actor when she was just 16, and her hair, boobs and ridiculous pout make her look less like a teenager and more like a third-hand sex doll that some pervert magically brought to life.
This is why it's such a shock to learn that she and her middle-aged husband Doug Hutchison have turned down to opportunity to star in a reality TV show!
Radar reports that Courtney and Doug were offered spots in Relationship Rehab, a new show from the producer of Celebrity Rehab that will "follows [eight] couples living together in a Los Angeles home who would get counselling by world renowned therapists and participate in therapeutic activities and planned events".
A source blabbed that the Stodden-Hutchisons didn't feel Relationship Rehab was a "perfect fit" for them because they "have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together", and don't need any on-camera rehab.
The real reason Courtney and Doug — Cug? Dourtney? — turned down Relationship Rehab is probably because it would have meant sharing the limelight with other couples. And, let's be honest: those two need a show all to themselves.
